urbancatfitters:

“you’re only doing that for attention”

well yeah

(via cuckfunt)

takethewesttraintopanicstation:

On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years

(via cuckfunt)

phistbump:

i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh

(Source: sighvevo, via cuckfunt)

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

(via cuckfunt)

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

(via cuckfunt)

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(via lohanthony)

howdoiputthisgently:

whatshouldwecallme: