May 2013
the-vashta-nerada:
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
rumour:
has it
1500hp:
enough about me lets talk about your money
thorki:
*teacher voice* pick up at least one piece of trash before you leave the room
georje:
as you can see ladies
i’m very well hung
africans:
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
aangnog:
sorry i only like boys i would never have a chance with
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
godtie:
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
