whatshouldwecallme:

skypestripper:

hi yes i would like a glass of attention please

(via condommodel)

whores:

if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want

(via l0whigh)

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

(via kanyewesticle)